Who Is The Loser?

Mr Samy is an abandoned man. A used and dirty condom you may infer and yes, not a good，quality condom. At this time and age, his era is very much over and dead. People despite him. People boo him. People need fresh blood into the party to bring about positive changes but he clings on to the job until his burial day (That's seems to be his plan). Using the same reference, a used condom is to be discarded after use but this condom clings on to the skin and it wants to become the skin!

Well. You should have known by now that this clown is successful in killing the most influential Indian political party in Malaysia by retaining his power in the party.

Apparently, the former boss of Samy wasn't in the conglatulatory mood over the matter and harshly accused Mr Samy with twisted logic that he is the fault of Barisan National's humiliating loss in last General Election. As entertaining as he always is, Mr Samy farted loudly at his former boss with "Master of destroying deputies'" and etc only this time, he found a gang who is eager to pleased him in agreement with him and the gang exclaimed "Let's offer Old Man with a garland of slipper he is so deserved" with his fist raised high.

That was the cue where the movie was starting to get really interesting and exciting. I, for one, was ready with a big bag of popcorn on my side, sitting comfortably inside the cinema, watching and wondering how the story was going to end.

As the story unfolded, more and more people come in and say well well well, this is one rude Garland Man. He should not say this thing to our beloved Old Man who has nothing better to do with his retirement but spending a lot of time stirring uneasy emotions here and there for his own entertainment. The commotion kicked in anyhow and just as things getting more and more edgier, Mr Samy pointed to the garland man and said "You are suspended! The Old Man is a great man like my father!"

The Garland Man was perplexed but regained his composure quickly and started to kowtow east, west, south, north and all directions and look like a sorry ass. "I am an ass! I say sorry to old man. I wasn't thinking right when I said that. Ohhh, forgive me." Of course, deep inside his heart, he was cursing like hell. I was just defending this asshxle. Well, his time will come.

That was the sign that this movie would be disastrous with such an anti-climax storyline... and fail miserably in box office as I predict.

Truth enough, Mr Samy was dailing Old Man's office number for an appointment to offer a personal apology to him. Old man wasn't in the office. He was in a restaurant talking to reporter about the incident. Acted cool and all he said "I am not hurt a bit. Not at all when Mr Samy and Garland Man are both irrelevant to me. They use banana leafs but I use hand to scoop up food. I am all hurt when the other use-hand-to-scoop-food fellows condemned me earlier. That's when I am hurt most." Immediately, the bold guy sitting behind old man by the name Nazri looked up at old man...

At this juncture, I picked up the bag of poporn and moved toward the exit door.

"Hey, where do you think you are going? The movie is still on." My friend who seated next to me ask.

"I am leaving. I already know the outcome of the movie. Who do you think is the biggest loser?"

He grined "Mr Samy and Garland man?"

"All of them are losers. Mr Samy is a big ass for there is someone stand up for him but instead of appreciation, he turned his back on him and condemned him. He even want to apologize on behalf of that guy. Mr Samy is the loser of himself. Becuase even if he wants to, his apology and all that he said did not matter to Old Man. You get what I mean? At the end of the day, he is a fool like he always is." I said to my friend.

"What do you reckon the Garland Man?" He asked again.

"What do you call the loser that defends another loser?" I grined.

"The double-loser? Ha ha. What about the Old Man?"

"What do you call the loser that appointed a loser as a minister for a good 22 years?"

"Master of all losers." My friend quipped.